It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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