For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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