i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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