i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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