At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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