I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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