..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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