I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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