Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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