spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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