I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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