We tried having a conversation with our noses.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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