just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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