No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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