R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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