I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize