I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
did you just send me my own nude
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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