I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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