And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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