you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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