How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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