he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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