I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
so let's talk penis.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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