Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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