i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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