how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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