my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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