come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I party with great urgency now.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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