Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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