party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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