Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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