fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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