you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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