I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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