would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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