Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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