brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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