i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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