it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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