On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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