I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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