i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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