people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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