Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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