he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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