I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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