he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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