I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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