you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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