Ambien. No doubt about it.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
worst night to have a conscience
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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