i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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