i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize