idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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